Here’s what it’s like to live in my head:

As walking from Kid’s school, sees mysterious object in front of a house.

[thinks] If that’s a giant spider, I’m NOT crossing the street.

[thinks] Don’t be silly. There are no 3-foot tall giant spiders.

[remembers enormous wolf spider found in garden previous night]

[thinks] If that’s a giant spider, I hope I can kick its ass.

Also, yesterday I was featured on the 27GoodThings site! Go check it out and watch the things I suggest. One is on Youtube, so you have no excuse not to.